So, which of these pizzas would you order?The Balanced Chuck: Pepperoni, peppercinis, Kalamata olives, Spam. (optional garlic)Dave's Carnivore Delight: Sausage, Canadian bacon, pineapple, ex-cheese. (opt. chicken)Ken's Salad: Marzano tomato, pepper blend, banana rings, basil. (opt. mushrooms)No substitutions, please.And click here for some food-for-thought before selecting your crust and cut.